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Do you think Corporate America is running the show
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Who Is Messing Up America
A friend of mine asked the question, "Doesn't It Feel Like We Are Doing The Same Things Over And Over Again?", I Challenge You To Do Something Different Today. I believe he really wanted people to look at the issues from the point of view of the other side. I liked that and a quick read of the responses made me realize that a lot of folks missed the point and decided to do some snarky partisan hackery instead. I (JJ) posted the response below which is also available on the original column CHALLENGE. The need for comedy lives on and I hope this post will make you smile a bit or maybe provoke some thought about what we are doing in America today.
As an independant I have opinions just not about partisan politics. I can't choose a political party because I don't think either one chooses me (I think they choose corporations and represent the wealthy) so while I can't take a political side, I can stump for the people that are actually running the show........................The transformation begins...........aaaa.a.rrrrgrgrghhhhh!!!........dont make me ...........a.n.g.r.y.......................
Hello Friends, (Big smile w/ veneers), I just wanted to stop by and tell you how much corporate America loves all of the citizens of the United States. From the time you are born Big Business is looking out for your best interests. We are there for you on that very first day, and when your little eyes first open and look upon all the little first chance advertisements.....getting choked up/ small tear corner of right eye.....It's just magical...and knowing that all throughout the rest of your life we will be there......marketing to you, caring for you, helping you to make good consumption decisions that make the economy strong, and telling you how you should think and even feel about all the different issues that would otherwise be so confusing.
Now we will never tell you what political party to choose. Corporate America has no political preference period. When you do decide which party is right for you, we will be there, working with you to ensure that you get the best, most up to date information on all that your enemies in the opposing party are trying to do to destroy America. We will provide you with not only the important issues that are the source of the political debate, but the talking points that you will need to win the hundreds of little arguments you get into with the other side. Yes corporate America will be there and when you realize how divided and weak your government is, you will know that where government fails, we go to work, we take the lead when there is a lack of leadership, we regulate ourselves when government cannot help us with it.
Friends.......(Giant Smile...reminiscent of Eddie Griffin)..... If you didn't already know, Corporate America loves the environment, now we are not wackos, we realize that our energy needs must be met, but we have taken the lead in protecting the environment from traditional users of it that are causing damage. When oil rig workers noticed that there were way to many whale watch boats bothering the whales frolicking around the oil rigs, we put a stop to it. When those nasty old fishing boats caught too many fish, we were the first to point it out and put a stop to that business, except for a few factory fishing boats we own all of those pesky small fish boats have been removed from the ocean. We are going to continue to work to save the ocean, I just can't wait for the day........tearing up again.....that I can look out over the water........sniffles...... and see nothing but open sea........from the deck of the oil rig I am standing on.
Corporate America Loves You!! Every Last One of You......................JJ



